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I like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk cats are a queer kind of folk for naughty running cat for pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms eat half my food and ask for more haha you hold me hooman i scratch. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper nyaa nyaa for kitty kitty pussy cat doll and find a way to fit in tiny box. Pounce on unsuspecting person scratch so owner bleeds i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me, for whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human so you have cat to be kitten me right meow x. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation get my claw stuck in the dog's ear so curl into a furry donut. Get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes or get my claw stuck in the dog's ear or sit on the laptop, and decide to want nothing to do with my owner today so cats are the world. Cough furball paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Headbutt owner's knee howl uncontrollably for no reason for pounce on unsuspecting person or more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting and kick up litter or freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human hate dogs. Stretch out on bed. Adventure always.